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Clusterdouche!

Real news. Fake people. A satirical news website in the tradition of The Daily Show and The Onion, only much more pissed off about how this country is being run.

Tags: funny, humor, observations, parody, rants, satire
Author: Elvis Dingeldein

23 Users are Following

9.6

excellent

based on editor's review

23 user reviews 9.7


	Hey Look! A Dumbass Radio Show! Apr 29, 2009 This week on ELVIS DINGELDEINâ€™S DRUNKEN SOLILOQUY: All the latest news from the Farm Of Doom; a look back at President Obamaâ€™s First 100 Days (SPOILER ALERT: Texas loves him so much they want... OBAMA WINS; KENTUCKY, ALABAMA SECEDE FROM UNION Nov 5, 2008 With over 95% of Alabama precincts reporting victory for "Anyone But The Black Guy" and Kentuckians hurriedly buying all the bourbon and firearms they can afford after declaring bankruptcy over... McCain Robocalling Efforts Backfire, Incite Insane Racist Crowds to Violence Against African-American Robots Oct 17, 2008 John â€œBeep-Boop-Beep-Bopâ€ McCain finally plugs into the 21st Century by employing a race of killer racist androids to make character-assassinating calls to violently bigoted Stupid Folk down... John McCain Wins Crucial Racist Zombie Vote with Hysterical "That One" Zinger Oct 8, 2008 Desperate to shore up support in the last remaining pool of racist assholes left that might vote for him, Senator John "Some of 'My Friends' Wear Hoods!" McCain went to the well last night for an... Elvis Dingeldein's Prescient Guess-O-Faction Machine Oct 2, 2008 Elvis loads up the Prescient Guess-O-Faction Machine with a half-gallon of BBQ sauce, the sweat from Ann Coulter's jock-strap, two pure ounces of distilled juice from Pat Buchanan's Racist...

Tom M.

10.0

superb

These guys write, look, and even smell better than The Onion.

Posted 6/30/08 1:06 PM

Elvis Dingel...

10.0

superb

Funnier than The Onion, PhotoShoppier than The Daily Show! The Daily Clusterdouche rocks!! And I'm not just saying that because I'm its Editor-in-Chief*! * That's a lie. I absolutely am saying it for exactly that reason. Suck it.

Posted 6/26/08 12:06 PM

Sandy K.

9.7

excellent

Elvis is NEVER wrong. If he says it's great, I have no choice but to rate this site 10. (Seriously, I would rate these guys 100 if possible.)

Posted 6/26/08 12:06 PM

charles t.

10.0

superb

superb Funnier than The Onion, PhotoShoppier than The Daily Show! The Daily Clusterdouche rocks!! And I'm not just saying that because its Editor-in-Chief paid me fiver bucks--I'd probably have to do a lot more for five bucks--but because it is superb, funnier than.... you get the idea.

Posted 6/26/08 12:06 PM

Doyle C.

10.0

superb

Wow. At last news which reflects the world in which we live...insane. Witty, biting satire that literally...no, really...literally...make s you laugh out loud. Amazing work guys! Soon I'll be able to say, "I knew them when..." (hopefully it won't be regarding bail)! Keep it up guys . . . it's inspired work! :)

Posted 6/26/08 12:06 PM

Jeff C.

10.0

superb

Funnier than RegisteredOffendersList.o rg, more ridiculous than The Oprah Winfrey Show, my life wasn't complete until I discovered The Daily Clusterdouche, and its probably even less complete now. In fact The Daily Clusterdouche has probably created a black, bottomless void in my soul so pervasive I'll soon start to absorb light, spreading a dark trail of nothingness about the earth.

Posted 6/26/08 12:06 PM

Sheryl O.

10.0

superb

Would give the blog a higher rating if I could - highly entertaining and well-written.

Posted 6/26/08 12:06 PM

Marilyn M.

10.0

superb

While I don't always agree with your particular point of view, you do present "news" in an entertaining way and quite professionally as well.

Posted 6/26/08 12:06 PM

Guido Savage