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The Absent Minded Housewife  
This is my life as a housewife living 120 miles from a mall. I have a husband, three boys, a dumb gay cat, eight fish, two dressmakers dummies, a crock pot and a vagina.
Tags: dont, kids, life, school, stupid
Author: Becky Lee E. Becky Evans
More from Author: I won't offer a prize if you stop by but the warm fuzzy feeling you get reading my words of wisdom might compensate...alright, I'm full of baloney (which is a nicer word than the one I'm more prone to use.)

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They Don't Make Enough Tissues for this

May 15, 2009
Say you've had the flu. And say you've been staggering along, suffering from this flu for over a week. And say that one of your kids also has flu and so does the husband. And say that you are...

Trying to make puns out of Eminem lyrics for this post is a horrifying experience that I won't be repeating again.

Dec 19, 2009
Last day of Hannukah and the 19th day of my audio advent calendar, get crunked and Get Your Dreidel On. Hands off my latkes shorty.

Stage Chemistry

Dec 18, 2009
Up to that point, I'd never had a more embarrassing or thrilling moment in my life. I'm ten years old, in fifth grade, and I'd been cast as the Mom in Goshen Elementary School's Christmas play and the boy I'd had a crush on since I was six was...

Check your pants for the yule log.

Dec 17, 2009
Before I start dismantling my computer corner with my obsessive need to rearrange my furniture from time to time, I'll admit that he who smelt it dealt it. Slim Sphincter blows his way through an uncoventional rendition of Come All Ye Faithful on...

Don't take candy from strangers.

Dec 16, 2009
Especially this one. Gene London closes his eyes, wishes on an elf, and suddenly he's a Walking Talking Christmas Tree on day 16 of my audio advent calendar. It's not a step up from being a walking talking fruitcake.

Sneaky Webslinger

Dec 15, 2009
The jig is up...or is it gig?  It's up.  Done.  Discovered. My preschool aged kid knows about the super awesome ultimate Spider Man themed toy I've hidden up in the high shelf of my closet near the back, behind a box of illegal fireworks, a...

They Don't Make Enough Tissues for this





Alma H.
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excellent
  Downright crass, but ultimately funny!!! I like the directness and honesty of Becky... I would definitely include this blog in my RSS reader!
Posted 4/7/09 1:04 AM