I haven’t featured a quip of the week in eons…but this one was too good to pass up. “I cringed every time I stuck my fingers in those three holes, fearing something rank at the bottom of each. Plus, the holes were either too small, too large, too far...

Look what was waiting on my desk this morning. And that’s all I’m gonna say about that…

1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago? Yes! In high school, there was a country star performing in a nearby town one night. On the highway that evening, we spotted a giant tour bus that could only have held that star. (I want to say it...

1. Think it would be rude to send the above clip to my realtor? Probably so, huh? I don’t think a soul has even been to look at it and I want that house gone yesterday. 2. Do you do holiday cards? I have for years, but I’m not doing them this year. I...

I’ve been a very good boy this year. And even when I’ve been bad, I’ve been good at it. I’m sure you have already chosen a few gifts from the Needful Things category here, but figured you might need a few more suggestions to finish your holiday...