It's my sister's birthday. She's twenty-ten today. Go give her birthday wishes (and distract her from the fact that I have yet to ship out the package containing her birthday presents)

In my ongoing transformation to Amish-ism, you'll recall that I am now capable of making my own cheese. The mozzarella is wonderful. The cream cheese is spectacular. The muenster, you'll recall, though, was a complete bust. So I was a bit gun shy for a...

Like locating a long lost pal you haven't talked to in FOREVER and finding out that he's also unemployed, meaning he can stay up until 2AM chatting with you about movies, cooking, politics and porn parenting techniques. (even if he mentioned that I'd...

is it too soon to start writing my manifesto and digging a bomb shelter?

I know a lot of people are taking to Twitter, Facebook and various other social networking places to publicly announce the crap for which they are thankful today - Personally, I think it's kind of lame to be expected to take one day out the year to be...