HAIKU Behind the counter, Emo boy with a hairthing, Smile! You'd look cuter. POLT Listening to "Strangefaith" by Jori Hulkkonnen I don't believe in ghosts, although I've seen my fair share. - Alan Quatermain, The League Of Extraordinary...

Once more, it's time for... Earlier this week, I did some Christmas decorating: put up the new tree, deocrated it, put battery operated candles in the windows, strung some lights up the bannister, etc. And as usual, I had issues with the string of...

HAIKU Walk on blocks of ice, Even wrapped in Totes Toasties.My cold feet feel thus. POLT Listening to "A Little Respect" by Erasure "How old are you?" "How old do you want me to be?" - In The Flesh

When I bought the house, there was a tree in the backyard I didn't like. It was just kinda sitting there, sorta in the way. And once I started parking Miss Cleo in the parking area I had made in the backyard, leaves and bird shit covered the poor girl....

TMI TuesdaysEach week, these come from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/ 1. What are your feelings about traditional bachelor/bachelorette parties? Since I can't legally marry, and since I haven't found anyone I'd actually want to marry anyway, I don't...