If you've gotten any weird messages, links or other nonsense from me this month, allow me to apologize. After my laptop started freaking out yesterday afternoon, I ran a full virus/security scan and found that on November 2nd, my browser was...

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So you missed my awesome Tweets yesterday? Here's your second chance! 11:12 30 down, 1 to go! WITCHCRAFT 12 ('02). bit.ly/13vpZh # 11:52 I can't decide if I should wear my slutty Roger Ebert or my slutty Gene Siskel costume tomorrow. # 12:46 Ok I find...