First: Watergate was named “gate” for a reason. Every other “gate” is just a silly name. Second: The only emails I’ve read, I’ve read involuntarily as they’ve been posted to Wikipedia. I don’t think it’s right reading the email of others. Third: I...

It’s nine o’clock on a Friday, The regular crowd shuffles in With their buckets and mops, cleaners and socks the nightly cleaning begins. Yeah. I’m not a poet, but I am at work. T’was here until 2:00am “yesterday” night, and back in the chair by...

Having worked in retail, I can tell you that the customer is not always right. In fact, they hardly ever are. Check out the colossal wrongness at notalwaysright.com.

NASA can find an acronym for anything. I’m sure some will recognize the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill, but what about this one: REVEAL No cheating. First correct response gets nothing except bragging rights. I...