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New Comic : Upon That Shattered Plain

They got me swinging Wiimotes, banging on drums, jumping around with guitars, and now they want me to wiggle around on some pretend skateboard? eff that. I know what's going on here...

You know what our campaign needs? Star power. Who did you have in mind? Vin Diesel. Motherfu...

With Firmware 2.70, we brought back the eighties with our integrated text messaging. Where do we go from here? Let's take a look...

Tycho: We were wrong. (CW)TB

Tycho: If you're down San Francisco way, and you want to rock in absolute terms while donating to Child's Play, Wired's Chris Kohler and the DNA Lounge have you covered. (CW)TB

Gabe: It's Dickerdoodle time again! Once again, I'm asking you to send me your pictures of people making/enjoying Dickerdoodles. Just like previous years I'll post the best ones and give out prizes to the winners. You can take a look at what people...

New Comic: On The Dunes of Ur-Marsa

Tycho: I don't wear nice clothing often enough to remember exactly how it is applied to the body. Every time the Child's Play Dinner rolls around - and this year marks the sixth such occasion - I approach the garment bag like I'm inspecting a crime...