Oh well — at least I’m under Brian Williams and Katie Couric: Notable Quotable Awards for 2009: Nominees for Long Live Camelot Award UPDATE: Turns out I won this shit. At this point, nothing to do but laugh. It’s what Mary Jo would have done! (Have a...

A few, er, weeks ago (hey, there was a national holiday somewhere in between) we brought you the Part One of the top ten most gut-wrenching Unintentional Horror movies. Here are the Top 5. And damn are these movies scary. (And yes, it is true, I...

I traveled to Dubai earlier this year, and was astounded by the place. I never did get around to writing about it at the time, but leave it to a financial crisis to get me off my arse. So here’s a column I did for Mediaite about the arguable...

(This post is in response to John Carney’s Annual Guide to Holiday Romance) Avoid any guy who lists “blogger” on his resume. The reasons to do this are too numerous to list. Avoid any guy who starts a sentence with “If you Google me…” Avoid any guy...

When I’m not ranting about slasher movies or toddlers in stripper heels, I do occasionally do some legitimate sit-in-an-office work (though it still involves writing and futzing around on the Internet, so it’s tough to really call it “work” — somehow...