This USB powered Yoda will keep watch over your computer when you are not around. Whenever he detects motion the lightsaber will illuminate and he will utter a phrase to try to deter the intruder. While you may not fear anyone who is under 4 feet tal...

We all know what happens if you eat too many burgers. Roll the dice with diabetes and tooth decay by eating a 1/4-pound burger made entirely out of marshmallow instead. Product Page ($2.49)

The guest of honor will probably be a bit amused when you bring him a cake with this Dynamite Candle on it. The moment of panic won’t set in until they go to blow it out and it relights. They know it is fake, or are at least 99.9%...

Unprovoked attacks on humans and multiple rows of razor sharp teeth are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the intimidating nature of sharks. Whoever wrote Jaws should have worked in their terrifying ability to blast water up to 30 ft. Or m...

Sitting on your ass with your feet up certainly won’t get you a cab in N.Y.C. Unless your feet are resting on one of these bizarre Taxi ottomans that is. Product Page ($550)

This umbrella has enough features to keep your avid golfer satisfied. The umbrella has a handle that makes it appear as a golf club when put in your bag, it has an electronic score keeper in the bottom of that head and it will also show you what time...

This piggy bank captures the very second that the hammer hits it before it shatters. Save your money in it knowing that you could take it all out with a single, well struck blow with a hammer. Of course after purchasing it you may have no pennies left...

Using the code “NERD”at checkout, all Nerd Approved readers will get 20% off their total order from GreatBigStuff.com. That means discounts on hilariously oversized items like this giant chess “knight light”, computer keyboard chairs, giant...

From Fashionably Geek: So you squat down to take a dump in the street and BAM! That’s when the Google Street View car shows up. Wear this shirt to block Google and protect yourself from being photographed. Also available in bumper sticker...

I’ve always found Philly’s nickname “the city of brotherly love” kind of amusing. Seems to me like the sculpture this ornament depicts is more fitting than the “love” version we are familiar with. Now if only we could do something about...