So, some douche that I had no prior contact with posted this shit on Twitter: If you’re looking for #emo this #christmas, just follow @candice. She’ll make you want to cut your eyes out. TAGGED: #suicide #drama #xmas (I’m pretty sure, no matter what...

She makes it look easy, and it is easy. For her. Conveniently, for you. Otherwise it might be important.

Tried to sleep. Didn’t take. My thoughts are racing, but I’m not thinking anything, so it’s difficult to stop. Just random sounds and concepts repeating. Over and over and over again. Because that’s what repeating means. I’m restless, but paralyzed....

If you’re ever wondering why I’m taking so bloody long in the bathroom, it’s probably because of my unstoppable compulsion to photograph myself (badly) in toilet stalls. Examples from Saturday. Yep, I’m completely aware that I’m retarded. ...

I’m a digital packrat. I have email saved one 5¼-inch floppies, archives of FidoNet groups I posted to, and every stupid thought I mashed out of my keyboard while under the influence of alcohol, drugs, stupidity, depression or looniness. I never...