* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. * Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in...

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I am dead. I must be, because life as I know it is missing; nothing remains. Yet, surprisingly, it is not black as you might expect ‘nothing’ to be, but a murky grey misty colour, more like a very low grade ’something’. It is cold, so dreadfully cold,...

“St Peter, I’d like to register a complaint.” The old man paused from his writing in the Book of Life and raised a quizzical, bushy, white eyebrow at me, “About heaven? Can’t say that has happened to me before.” I nodded, “Yes, about heaven; I have...

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother remarked, “doesn’t it look like an artist...