Using I just bought a personal protection dog that’s worth about half of my Porsche (Major Dukes will be major on this blog, but he’s away being trained to handle multiple attackers). I think a bag priced higher than my old Upper East Side rent is a...

Wanting Great work stands alone, outside of the creator’s context, but doesn’t it make it better than this table was designed in 1932 by Eileen Gray, a bobbed, bisexual bohemian who supported herself by designing ultra-modern, multi-use...

Hating I’m sure this Kente Loft Arturo adjustable height table works better than the $500 modern coffee/dining table I’m using. But if you’re going to blow dough, invest in an antique that’ll retain its value or buy something decent and disposable....

Wanting Though the Diet Depression’s petering out, isn’t it un-PC to blow dough on a foot cream that’s more expensive per ounce than the average American woman’s face cream? I thought so. And that’s mostly why I want this DDF 10% glycolic acid...

Hating If you want to brighten, lighten, whiten your skin, don’t do it “holistically” with DDF Intensive Holistic Lightener. Do it with a face cream with an active ingredient banned by Japan and parts of the European Union: hydroquinone (at 8%, it’s...