I've made eggnog three times now (using the recipe below) and I must warn you that when it says to add the whipping cream in slowly, a little at a time, it's not playing around. It is absolutely crucial that you add it A LITTLE AT A TIME over a period...

Congratulations to me, I made my own store-bought-tasting eggnog! It's that time of year again; the time of year when you begin to see eggnog in your grocers cooler. Now, I love eggnog. Once a year. One very small glass a week. So I decided to go super...

Do you know any senior citizens who think they know and deserve it all? One day I was at the gas station when a senior citizen in line in front of me said the following: "She said you're taking three cents off a gallon, I'll take that." Now, he didn't...

There was this zombie after me, and he was wearing full body SWAT kevlar. My weapons were useless against him, so I grabbed a cast iron skillet and beat him into the ground. It was beautiful.

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