Wot is wrong wiv that monkey Mantamperingson??? Anyway. Fatchav till the day I die. (Or get a gastric Band) ascei8gdu9

So Tony Blah finks ‘e’s gonna be El Presidente of the United States of Europe. Wot a facckin’ wanker. I told me old lady this wos wot ‘e wos aimin’ for 10 year back. She wouldn’t ‘ave it. “‘E’s a diamond geezer.” she sez. “‘E’s got such a nice...

Nah ‘ere’s the good news. Beer is good for you!!! Nah, I dahn’t just mean cos you can get mad-dogged on a can of Tennents Special at 8:30 in the morning while you’re waiting for the Market Porter up the Borough to reopen. The quacks and science geeks...

So Girning Clown is on the Jimmy Hills. A few eckies here, a bit of e there, maybe some prozac to dull the pain of havin’ that great girnin’ face. Tell ya wot. It would explain a shitload of shite if it turns out ‘e wos on the acid. That would be why...