While everyone screams My Chemical Romance when referring to Emos, there are actually a lot more bands that are “emo” without causing you to lose the cool factor if you are caught listening to them. Not that you care if people think you are cool…but...

While it may look like a five dollar bill, the Emo Lincoln is valued less than even a George Washington. It’s worthless. Probably why it’s Emo. Emo money is the best money to put towards debt relief.

Blood is red. Bruises are blue. America hates Emos. Now Mexico does too. ~fin~

With all the Emo hate in Mexico, I thought I’d take it upon myself to make something to unite Emos in their time of misery. (Though misery is like candy for an Emo, so is this really something to be upset about?) Whatev…

In a surprising story, some anti-emo fans in Mexico have apparently taken things a little too far. According to Daniel Hernandez, who is covering the story, the spark came first in Queretaro earlier this month. An estimated 800 young people poured into...