I just saw this commercial and it freaked me out. Even more so than the Old Navy Super ModelQuins. It looks like Bissell has fused their vacuum with the actors' spines. Gross! Besides, cloned slaves just aren't cute. Judge for yourself.

There are still people that don't know I'm divorced. It's not a huge deal, and my fault really. And it got me thinking. Mine wasn't played out on television or the tabloids because a) I'm not famous and b) I'm not a self-absorbed asshole (at least...

After having some fun with this on Twitter (#AntiBuzzWords), I decided to compile and expand it into a blog. I, like many other people, detest buzz words. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Maybe if you're trying to impress your boss, or your...

I'm not sure if you've seen the TV commercial for the Ortho Home Defense Max Kill & Contain (TM) Mouse Trap, but I've got a few issues with it. First of all, "Max Kill"? Dead is dead. No maximum kill is necessary. Honestly, it doesn't even make sense....