Today's episode was the fifth annual DH Christmas Spectacular, and, in the interest of humanity, it was an extra-special tribute to the most depressive country Christmas songs of all time. Men are laid off, children die and poor Mexican kids steal...

I know, I know. Many of you may think you're "too good" for discount store Big Lots. I was once like you, until one day a year or two ago I wandered in and found so many great DVDeals. And while they always had great stuff, for some reason in the past...

I recently came into possession of about 50 pounds of lamb chops. Don't ask me from who or how, that's none of your business. You don't question where my mass quantities of meat come from and I won't question you about yours. Give me a little space,...

"So I'm sure it sucks to sort through the digital heaps of fan mail, but Judge K and I think it would be cool if you could do some Bette Midler "God is Watching Us," but with you singing "Santa is watching us" over her. We think you could significantly...

Somehow, in the middle of a show featuring various songs from Blaxploitation soundtracks, I realize what a huge fan I am of Eydie Gormet's 60s output and admit that "Blame It On the Bossa Nova" might be one of my top five songs of all time. It's got a...