Since it's been so long since my last comic, I thought I'd share this little picture I took at the laundromat...

Attention, reluctantly health-conscious consumer who doesn't really want to change his/her ways or be told what to do by any goddamn doctor, government agency or do-gooder Michael Pollan-type...

In a move that surprised traditionalists, Pope Benedict XVI is openly courting Anglicans and rappers to join the Catholic Church in full communion. Members from both communities have voiced...

Coming soon to supermarket shelves -- Jiffy Pop collector edition popcorn. Heat it up on the stove and the package inflates into an exact replica of Falcon Heene's infamous helium balloon. And...

1. Buggy Boy: Lancaster's own little Amish 5-year-old Jebediah Junior's romp with a cart full of freshly packed pickled preserves ending in a bone-rattling crash into Elder Silas's windmill...

A weird thing happened last night. I was on the internet and I read this thing about a woman who wasn't an alleged mistress of Tiger Woods. Crazy, right? It seems that he has been doing a lot more "golfing" than any of us ever expected. And now that...

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - In the first example of the kind of synergy viewers can come to expect in the wake of Comcast's acquisition of NBC, the cable giant warned viewers today that if they do not start watching The Jay Leno Show immediately...

ORLANDO (BorowitzReport.com): The Borowitz Report has obtained the first draft of Tiger Woods' official statement regarding his recent woes: To my fans: I am writing to set the record straight about a number of rumors that have been spread about me,...

I read (and comment) on Gawker on an crackishly regular basis. I'm also inexplicably drawn to the word "awesome" when it appears in a headline as well as backhanded compliments. So there was no way I wasn't reading "Google Rejects Awesome People So It...