Happy Holidays

Chicken Shack my aunt worked at the chicken plant for twenty years until her fingers and knuckles made up their own minds to quit and Steve the white boy who worked on the ammonia compressors when one blew up the ammonia destroyed his lungs andy...

Artificial Turf nothing funnier than seeing a bunch of Mexicans playing basketball joked the Crips as they drove by their guns out the car window without firing a single bullet those little bastards can’t get air under their shoes laughed...

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G-L-O-R-I-A she came back from Iraq with no legs blown off by a roadside bomb her best friend Celestino lying in pieces in and around the Humvee Gloria had great thighs in those volleyball shorts back in high school her buttocks undulating so...