Embattled, faux-lipped firecrotch Lindsay Lohan desperately needs an image makeover. The only jobs of note she’s had recently are designing spangled pasties and tan spackle. So what better way to endear herself to the public than feeling up a k...

Jon Gosselin likes Ed Hardy bandanas, smoking butts, and wearing a totally bad-fuckin’-ass sparkling single earring. So it only makes sense that when he purchases vehicles for girlfriend Hailey...

There are plenty of ways a family can experience wholesome family togetherness weekend fun. Petting zoo. Children's museum. Water park. Disney movie marathon. But generally playing the ponies down...

This was announced a couple of days ago but we didn't cover it because frankly, a former Playboy Bunny having sex is somehow less interesting than Bret Michaels getting his brains chopped off by...

We don't talk about Kate Winslet too often on these pages. Basically, because she's not a numbskull. She does good work, she gets awards, and then she stays at home with her family. Not much to...

We’ve got big plans this holiday season, and they include not hanging out here talking to you losers. Nah, JK. We love you guys. But seriously, we’ve got really big plans. Here’s a hint: Her name’s Bridget. But she’ll probably leave us after a week or...

So Courtney Love, your only daughter just said, “Hey crazy lady, screw you, I’m going to live with Nanna. The nice judge man said I could. See ya.” How are you going to celebrate? By showing off your titties in an art mag, of course! She celebrates...

Have we mentioned that we love Rihanna? Maybe? Just once? And have we maybe, possibly mentioned that one of the reasons that we love her is because she’s obviously some sort of alien/borg/lady version of all of Schwarzenegger’s early ’80s characters?...

Three days ago, former genius of Tweets Frances Bean Cobain lifted her sails and set a course to normalcy when she pushed for her grandmother and aunt (Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister) to get custody of her. To drive the point home, she then got a...

The Runaways movie teaser trailer is out! Instead of biting her lip and sighing through her nose around vampires, Kristen Stewart is spreading her acting wings and biting her lip and sighing through her nose while playing a guitar. (YouTube) Jessica...