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In light of the spectacular reaction to my "10 People I want to Punch in the Face" post, I'd like to follow up with this sure-to-get-me-hit-listed-by-the-OVWDOJ post. I've never been a fan of stupid "gags" featuring men and boys getting kicked, shot,...

I've become a fan of Febreze. Never mind the fact that this means my home would apparently stink to high heaven without it. I blame the odor on my cats, and they blame it on me and Mexican food. Since arguing has gotten us nowhere, I capitulated and...

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