Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” Victor Borge I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple Oh look, yet another...

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,...

Bohemian Rhapsody Austrian Oompah-Band Style This is how I always imagined Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.

Cat loves chihuahua. Chihuahua loves cat’s love. For a while. I too have dated moody fucks like this. In fact, I wear the cat’s last expression on my face most of the time.

James Franco: Gucci Commercial Outtakes from James Franco Those wacky Italians and their damn spelling. We at Bitter Tonic do believe that Gucky by Gucky sounds the sexiest, but Gooky by Gooky is pretty damn appealing too – especially if it’s...