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While perusing through the Internet, I come across tons of pictures that force me to say "WTF". Eventually I compile too many and find it necessary to share what I work so hard to avoid in my daily li...

15. The Treehugger: Tie your beater to a tree. What are the chances of someone taking the time to cut down a tree in order to untie your car for easier theft? According to this picture - 1:1. 14. The Beater on a Leash: Rope your car by the...

When your job is sitting around making lists about stupid things that stupid people do in between rounds of golf at The Riv and LA Country Club (if they'll let me back), I catch ads on TV that no one should ever see. There are more, but these are thr...

Under normal circumstances I wouldn't post two videos on the same day, but this, being one of my favorite videos, forced me to. I used to pitch in little league when I was growing up and for whatever reason, I loved the sound of a fastball hittin...

Back by popular demand, Team Banned presents the next great installment of the world renowned series — 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet. Yes these people are fat. No we do not feel bad for posting their obese selves for your viewing pleasure. Click...

The greatest thing about screenshots lie in their ability to capture great moments in sports in a single frame — moments that may have gone unnoticed by most watching at home. These screenshots breathe new life into great moments, and thanks to the...

DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico In an effort to combat the persistent drug problem, DEA officials have initiated the most effective anti-drug offensive ever — Lil Wayne. For more, visit the most reliable news source in the...

Via Unstructed VIDEO: 10 of the best Ninja Cat videos of all-time (Epic Carnival) ARTICLE: 6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (Funny Crave) ARTICLE: The 7 stupidest self-defense systems (Guyism) VIDEO: Mrs. Claus Is Cheating With...

Any chance the Los Angeles Dodgers can get a few cheerleaders to distract me from facing the reality that they’ll never make another World Series? They could get some fat local Latina women and call ‘um the Dodger Dogs. Brilliant.