Very loudly: "Stand clear of the doors please!". The train then pulls away.. "You have now delayed this train by one minute. This is not a taxi service." Bravo. Says a lot about Chiltern's approach to puctuality. Source: 1228 AYS to MYB via HWY, Sun...

Just got back from Worcester having seen Saracens winning Premiership streak come to end, with a 9-9 draw. Is it just me, or do Saracens seem to play worse rugby when Borthwick is captain?

Sorry, but I really have had to add "The Diary of a Geek in Oxfordshire" to my blogroll. I find the writing hilarious - it's like getting an updated Private Eye delivered to my in-box every day! Enjoy..... BTW - There are currently Severe Delays on...

The winner of the 2009 Miss Piggy look-a-like competition has just sat next to me on the train. She obviously lives somewhere with no flat surfaces, as the table has been brought into use as a make-up counter. Sorry luv. It's not going to work.

Today has been one of those days... Got up at stupid o'clock (5.10am )to head off for a meeting first thing at Canary Wharf. Delays on the Jubilee Line en-route, due to a passenger being taken ill. Meeting cancelled, but organiser forgot to tell...