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In the novel Bitten to Death, Jaz Parks must break into a padlocked wagon house to free a werebear. Faced with that situation would you:
- phone a locksmith
- leave the damn bear alone!
- cut a hole in the wall with your acetylene torch
- open the door, but keep your gun handy just in case
Hanging out in a Vampere community as Jaz is forced to do can be detrimental to your health. How would you protect your personal blood supply while surrounded by hungry vamps?
- wearing turtlenecks seems like a good plan
- a little eau de garlic behind the ears works every time
- bring a spare human to sacrifice, like maybe your least favorite pal—you know, the one who owes you moneybring a spare human to sacrifice, like maybe your least favorite pal—you know, the one who owes you money
- hook up with a vampire who’s even badder than your hosts
What is the correct etiquette when surrounded by a pack of angry werewolves?
- scream and pass out
- show no fear
- suggest peace talks over a tureen of Kibbles ‘n Bits
- climb the nearest tree and wait for the moon to change
In Bitten to Death, Jaz’s Spirit Eye opens further, showing her visions she’d rather not see. If you could have enhanced powers would you choose:
- extra arms so you could dunk, like, three basketballs in one jump
- the ability to sail across the night sky like a bat
- the ability to crap quarters so you could have a lifetime supply of gumballs
- molars that would also work as wireless signal receivers so you could access the Internet when you’re on the road
How would you choose to spy on your vampire hosts?
- hack into their security system and use their camera feeds to send video to your computers
- I’m not dumb enough to get myself into that situation!
- they call it Hubble
- the glass-to-the-wall trick usually works
Jaz encounters lots of monsters she’s never seen before on her missions, and this one is no exception. In Bitten to Death the grall take her somewhat by surprise. What would you do if confronted by an aggressive creature?
- fall down, bare your stomach and wiggle your legs in a charming attempt to make it think you’re an overgrown puppy
- fight back, with lethal force if necessary
- whip out a ladle and a jar of Jif; odds are even a T-Rex would stop charging if it had peanut butter stuck to the roof of its mouth
- Dude, I’m from New York. That’s the story of my life!
Assassination requires specific abilities. Jaz and her crew agree that their resumes should all contain the phrase Twisted as a Contortionist somewhere near the top. If you applied to Jaz’s department, what skills would you highlight?
- able to adjust to fluid situations and maintain calm in the face of impossible odds
- have killed thousands of ants
- maintain a large repertoire of insults and taunts which can be brought out in
- know how to say, “Halt, or I’ll shoot!” in seven languages
Bitten to Death highlights a Vampere community called a Trust. But that’s not the only kind of vampire group living in Jaz’s world. If you had to face down a gang of vamps would you prefer:
- sleepy, engorged ones who’re kicked back in the La-Z-Boy thumbing the remote
- the crowd that’s pooled its money to buy a beauty shop
- any kind will do as long as it’s full of bloodsuckers that I can eliminate
- Could we discuss other options? Maybe I could face down a mob of miffed nuclear physicists instead.
Romancing a vampire can be tricky, especially if he or she is your boss and thinks your blood is super delish. Given the fact that fraternization is against CIA policy, and potentially fatal when bad guys keep trying to kill you, should you:
- squash your base urges and act like a damn professional already
- run as far away from the overgrown parasite as it’s possible to go; do they sell plane tickets to Mars?
- hold out until you’re sure this vamp isn’t a monster, and that you can walk the line between work and passion without falling so hard that you break your neck
- jump in the sack with that sex machine anyway because you know it’s going to be freaking mind blowing

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Are you an Urban Fantasy Star?

In the novel Bitten to Death, Jaz Parks must break into a padlocked wagon house to free a werebear. Faced with that situation would you:

Hanging out in a Vampere community as Jaz is forced to do can be detrimental to your health. How would you protect your personal blood supply while surrounded by hungry vamps?

What is the correct etiquette when surrounded by a pack of angry werewolves?

In Bitten to Death, Jaz’s Spirit Eye opens further, showing her visions she’d rather not see. If you could have enhanced powers would you choose:

How would you choose to spy on your vampire hosts?

Jaz encounters lots of monsters she’s never seen before on her missions, and this one is no exception. In Bitten to Death the grall take her somewhat by surprise. What would you do if confronted by an aggressive creature?

Assassination requires specific abilities. Jaz and her crew agree that their resumes should all contain the phrase Twisted as a Contortionist somewhere near the top. If you applied to Jaz’s department, what skills would you highlight?

Bitten to Death highlights a Vampere community called a Trust. But that’s not the only kind of vampire group living in Jaz’s world. If you had to face down a gang of vamps would you prefer:

Romancing a vampire can be tricky, especially if he or she is your boss and thinks your blood is super delish. Given the fact that fraternization is against CIA policy, and potentially fatal when bad guys keep trying to kill you, should you: